douche nozzle sucker 

The most extreme level of douche. This person has gone way beyond a douche, beyond a douche nozzle, all the way to a douche nozzle sucker.

"Dude, keith is SUCH a douche nozzle sucker."

douche nozzle sucker by silly girl :) August 4, 2009

Douchenozzlesucker 

A derogatory or negative slang used towards one whom is sucking on or in the act of sucking the end of a hot water bottle.

Typically, a water bottle kit includes an enema pipe and a vaginal douche nozzle. The use of the word implies that the subject in question has inserted the nozzle into his/her mouth and follows the action with suckling.

I just visited the town of Douchenozzlesucker Virginia, and man, let me tell ya' what!

Douchenozzlesucker by rexdime November 22, 2011