Douche Meat  

A person who is a jock or hard ass who think they are cool by the car they have and or job they have.

Hey john over there sure is a douche meat showing off his new car.

Douche Meat by Fat Ass McBlobicus December 23, 2006

Douche Meat 

The derevitive of Meat Ball and Douche Bag. In simple terms, it's everything that you don't want to be. Can be brought in to simplified terms... I.E. Shmeat.

That fucking Douche Meat scared every single girl away with those nasty farts last night.

Douche Meat by BBlanc March 5, 2009

douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.

My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.

douchemate by aeamek July 6, 2006

Douchemeat 

Adjective: A combination of a Douchebag and a meathead, or A retarted Meathead.

Verb: {Douchemeating} Being a fat lazy good for nothing piece of shit.

If u have a friend that is on the butt juice and his IQ is the same as his shoe size thats Douchemeat material.

Douchemeat by Luis-clw May 1, 2006

douchemate

A roommate this is a total douche. He (or she) is capable of stealing food, not cleaning up, and very rarely bathes.

Ryan, stop being such a douchemate and clean up your dishes.

douchemate by SteveSyf March 11, 2010

Douchemegatron 

A huge, evil leader of all douches who's idiocy is a very crime against humanity. A person, thing, or asshole you'd prefer to never lay eyes on, even if it meant cutting your own eyes out.

You are the DoucheMegatron.

Douchemegatron by NSTS55 March 11, 2009

Douchement 

The act of a typically non-douche person having a moment of doucheness

Friend One: "I haven't had a douchement in a couple of weeks"

Friend Two: "Yes you have! Last night...when you were bragging to the bartender how big your calf muscles are."

Friend One: "oooohhhh...your totally RIGHT, that was a douchement!"

Douchement by Jackson's Holes June 14, 2013