Douche Meat

A person who is a jock or hard ass who think they are cool by the car they have and or job they have.

Hey john over there sure is a douche meat showing off his new car.

by Fat Ass McBlobicus December 23, 2006

Douche Meat

The derevitive of Meat Ball and Douche Bag. In simple terms, it's everything that you don't want to be. Can be brought in to simplified terms... I.E. Shmeat.

That fucking Douche Meat scared every single girl away with those nasty farts last night.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009