Douche Helmet
An oversized fitted baseball hat with no bend in the brim worn to the side by African-American males or white buffoons.
Douche Helmet by Stinky July 21, 2004
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douche helmet
douche helmet by Hermaphrodite February 26, 2004
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douche-licking-helmet-wearer
someone who acts retarded on a regular basis, getting nothing accomplished that is desired. this paticular individual should probably wear a helmet because everyone around them is concerned for thier well being. (basically an idiot)
I can't believe that guy just purposefully drank visine. he's going to shit for a week. what a douche-licking-helmet-wearer.
douche-licking-helmet-wearer by skifreek July 9, 2011
Douchehelmet
The windswept looking hair style that looks like a helmet made of douche for pubescent boys invented by The Walt Disney Corporation.
Douchehelmet by Super Ultra Mega Brian July 27, 2010
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