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douche helmet 

A total fucking dip shit, usually with the first name Evan. Synonymous with cock banger.
Evan is a fucking douche helmet....a cock banger...a banger of the pole.
douche helmet by Hermaphrodite February 26, 2004

douche-licking-helmet-wearer 

someone who acts retarded on a regular basis, getting nothing accomplished that is desired. this paticular individual should probably wear a helmet because everyone around them is concerned for thier well being. (basically an idiot)
I can't believe that guy just purposefully drank visine. he's going to shit for a week. what a douche-licking-helmet-wearer.

Douchehelmet

The windswept looking hair style that looks like a helmet made of douche for pubescent boys invented by The Walt Disney Corporation.
Justin Beiber certainly has a lovely douchehelmet.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026