double punch 

A synchronous punch to both the head and the vagina/cock.
Usually reserved for people that piss you off so much, they should feel immense pain, in the shortest amount of time.

Jodie kept coming and asking stupid questions, so i double punched the bitch. Now she's dead.

double punch by MarkHC January 12, 2006

double punch 

in fisting, where you slam both your fists up the guys buttpipe at once. you have to have him nicely relaxed first, otherwise you're gun tear him.

1. jeez dave, you gotta take it slow if you wanna double punch me.

2. "oscar is walking like someone drove a train up his ass!"

"yuh, that fist queen can't lay off the doublepunching."

double punch by zippdidoo Da January 12, 2010

double punch 

a double punch is a punch that uses both hands. it will knock the opponent at least 50 feet away.

10 miles away, people hear a sonic boom. they automatically say: Oh, double punch

double punch by bamf10338 June 21, 2009

Double punch 

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it impossible to defend.

It can be used as defence against attackers, kidnappers, or other bad guys.

It's also a well known dance move, first popularized in Mexico.

Bag guy: I'm robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punch es with both fists at the same time.

Bad guy: *is confused and leaves

Double punch by davefromcanada February 18, 2024

Double punch 

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it nearly impossible to defend in any situation.

Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.

Bad guy: I am robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker

Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves

Double punch by davefromcanada February 18, 2024

Double punch 

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it nearly impossible to defend in any situation.

Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.

Bad guy: I am robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker

Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves

Double punch by davefromcanada February 18, 2024

Double Punch-Kick 

The Double Punch-Kick is a variation of the Punch-Kick which has become almost as feared as it's attack-of-origin. It differs only in that instead of only attacking with one side of the body, the assailant must jump with his entire body with all of his arms and legs extended.

Victim: I just bought a new Sean Kingston album, what do you think?
Assailant: Oh... you fag *Double Punch-Kicks*

OR

Victim: These are madnesses!
Assailant Madnesses? THESE! ARE! SPARTAS!
Victim: Ouch, you bastard, those hurt.

Double Punch-Kick by Denny Blazen January 14, 2008