double punch

A synchronous punch to both the head and the vagina/cock.
Usually reserved for people that piss you off so much, they should feel immense pain, in the shortest amount of time.

Jodie kept coming and asking stupid questions, so i double punched the bitch. Now she's dead.

by MarkHC January 12, 2006

double punch

in fisting, where you slam both your fists up the guys buttpipe at once. you have to have him nicely relaxed first, otherwise you're gun tear him.

1. jeez dave, you gotta take it slow if you wanna double punch me.

2. "oscar is walking like someone drove a train up his ass!"

"yuh, that fist queen can't lay off the doublepunching."

by zippdidoo Da January 12, 2010

double punch

a double punch is a punch that uses both hands. it will knock the opponent at least 50 feet away.

10 miles away, people hear a sonic boom. they automatically say: Oh, double punch

by bamf10338 June 22, 2009

Double Punch-Kick

The Double Punch-Kick is a variation of the Punch-Kick which has become almost as feared as it's attack-of-origin. It differs only in that instead of only attacking with one side of the body, the assailant must jump with his entire body with all of his arms and legs extended.

Victim: I just bought a new Sean Kingston album, what do you think?
Assailant: Oh... you fag *Double Punch-Kicks*

OR

Victim: These are madnesses!
Assailant Madnesses? THESE! ARE! SPARTAS!
Victim: Ouch, you bastard, those hurt.

by Denny Blazen January 09, 2008

Double Donkey Punch

During sex, when a partner is in a doggy style position, you punch their kidneys at the same time as hard as one can.

1. Patrick needs a Double Donkey Punch.

by cameron May 04, 2004

Double tongue punch

When two homies heads go skydiving in between the same girls thighs and go to town.

Cayden and kole double tongue punched the same bitch

by Cmannnnn January 27, 2022

Double D Punch

An amazing drink consisting of pink lemonade, mt. dew, and watermelon vodka called "Double D Punch". This godly mixture was concocted by Dirk and Dustin hence the name "DD" punch, as in Dirk and Dustin's punch, but it also stands for double drunk punch because drinking the DD may result in a hazy night of embarrassing mishaps.

Dude1: What's an alcoholic drink that tastes amazing and will get me nice?
Dude2: Double D Punch brahhhhh!

by Dirkthejerk206 January 21, 2009