double dick

verb; to penetrate any hole with two dicks

My buddy and I will double dick her tight pussy tonight.
We double dick the mouths of all new pledges.

by JJJJJ April 21, 2006

Double Dick

A guy who has a dick and also is a dick.

Girl: He is such a dick.
Boy: He also has dick.
Both: HE'S A DOUBLE DICK!!!!!!!!

by UrbanMaster December 18, 2016

Double Dick

Bending someone over a price, or a deal but twice in a row

Usually a phrase used by cheap customers, usually of the Radio/Ham type.

Customer: "That part was $10 cheaper last year!"

Sales Person: "This is the new version, with new added features and add-ons"

Customer: ""Don't Double Dick me!"

by THEtemporalwar December 23, 2009

double dick

(verb) To insert your penis in another woman's vagina before washing the previous woman's vaginal fluids off

I'm so pissed at Tyrone! He double dicked me last night after he was with Sherry!

by thedude315 March 17, 2016

double dick

When you have an erection that goes down your pant leg and makes it look like you have a phallus like tumor on your thigh.

Oh my god I saw Kara in science class. I got a total double dick.

by crazyperson4931 November 22, 2010

Double Dick

When someone has a one night stand twice with the same person.

Jed - "What did you do last night?"
Matt - "I double dicked Stacy last night"

by Tom's Words October 30, 2018

Double dick

When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week

Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year

Jon: ya the Colts got pumped

by Herbert4Life November 6, 2018