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Doornament 

One of those flyers that gets hung on front door by the landscaper, cleaning service, realtor, etc...
Wow Joe, that's a lot of doornaments on your front door. Almost looks like nobody lives here.

Yeah, those solicitors don't ever knock and I always come in through the garage.
Doornament by Rayarchwood February 9, 2012
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doornament 

n. Decoration, usually overdone, or tacky, found on a door at Xmas or Thanksgiving. Sometimes can also be regarded as a dorkoration.

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This is the place. Lenny said there'd be a horrible doornament.

Ahh. I think it's sweet.

Yeah, but you are high on xmas cheer, and crack.
doornament by gnostic 1 December 19, 2013
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doornament

A decoration, frequently a wreath, placed on the front door of someone's home.
Do you like my new Christmas doornament?
doornament by lizabetty January 13, 2026
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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