doomsterbater

(Noun)
One who continuously rambles on about "end of the world" theories. A doomsterbater always has a negative outlook, due to his/her belief that the world will end tomorrow, causing the "It doesn't matter" ideology. Doomsterbaters usually spend the majority of their day browsing youtube videos for more doomsday theology, and believe every single word with no evidence. Doomsterbaters will scour the web, looking for random forums to post their theories on, to see if they are acceptabled by other doomsterbaters.

Bill: Chris says the world is ending on july 18th, 2011.
Joe: yeah, that was three years ago, he's such a doomsterbater

doomsterbater by SomeRandomTroll November 25, 2013

Doomsterbating 

When you are doomscrolling social media and come across a sexy advertisement or ex gf post and end up masturbating.

I was endlessly scrolling Instagram and came across this chick whose ass I ate. Next thing I know I was balls deep in my fleshlight doomsterbating.

Doomsterbating by Chester_83 January 19, 2021

DoomSTIRbait/Doomsturbate 

The act of DOOM STIR baiting OR DOOMsturbating (akin to masturbating)

When people in the truth movement better known as "conspiracy theorist" stir up drama and make claims that the DOOM is coming watch out!

Such and such major event is going to happen soon. Get ready prep! We are all well for lack of a better term..DOOMED!

What a doomsturbation!

Note: DOOMSTIRbait is especially appropriate when dealing with "truther channels" on for instance youtube or bitchute etc, wherein there is a truther/conspiracy theorist icon/person spewing about the said coming doom only to rake in/rope in more views/ers. ;)

Liam is proclaiming that there is going to be a megaquake (the one that has been spoken about that is said to be so much overdue) in Cali soon...he does much of that DOOMSTIRBAIT/DOOMSTURBATE!

Quit DoomSTURBATING Liam! Everything is fine. The doom is not here yet. There is a slow path to the real doom? lol

DoomSTIRbait/Doomsturbate by neo1ehtGWX October 30, 2022