dookie log 

n. a firm, cylindrincal segment of excrement known for its significant mass

Damn my nigga! Had you seen that dookie log which Delron had not flushed?!

dookie log by Lutron Deluxe May 8, 2006

Dookie Log 

2 blunts put together with at least 8 grams of weed.

aye pass me the dookie log

Dookie Log by gramaqueef May 21, 2022

dookie logic 

Shit "logic," i.e. stupid "logic." Illogical.

1. He used dookie logic when he told me "I missed work today because I ran out of corn."

2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!

dookie logic by dookied July 23, 2006

dookielog 

A long, log shaped turd.

Did you see the log jam in the men's room? There's a huge dookielog in the toilet.

dookielog by peelincaps April 9, 2010