dookie log 

n. a firm, cylindrincal segment of excrement known for its significant mass

Damn my nigga! Had you seen that dookie log which Delron had not flushed?!

dookie log by Lutron Deluxe May 8, 2006

Dookie Log 

2 blunts put together with at least 8 grams of weed.

aye pass me the dookie log

Dookie Log by gramaqueef May 21, 2022

dookie logic 

Shit "logic," i.e. stupid "logic." Illogical.

1. He used dookie logic when he told me "I missed work today because I ran out of corn."

2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!

dookie logic by dookied July 23, 2006

dookielog 

A long, log shaped turd.

Did you see the log jam in the men's room? There's a huge dookielog in the toilet.

dookielog by peelincaps April 9, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022