dookie booties

The nondescript pair of sneakers one keeps at work to wear when one goes to take a dump, so that one cannot be identified by coworkers who look under the stall door.

Travis's intense social anxiety meant he had to hold his poo in all day rather than being discovered as a pooper by his fellow workers. His problems were solved when he started keeping a pair of dookie booties in the back of a desk drawer.

by naldo reinstein January 29, 2014

Dookie Bootie

A man with a disproportionately big ass.

Wow, he must play baseball as he has a dookie bootie.

by Bethany February 27, 2003

dookiebootiebeech

A phrase used to disrespect someone it was made and created by Dakota

that’s why yo braids over used
yeah okay dookiebootiebeech

by ThugK November 25, 2020