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Doo doo batter

Call me a pooh pooh platter, cuz I be eatin’ Michele’s doo doo batter
Doo doo batter by Milf343 April 6, 2019
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doo doo batter

When you take a nasty diarrhea and it is all liquid and it stinks
Jim, don’t go to the bathroom for a while, I just cooked up some doo doo batter in there.”

“That’s nasty!”
doo doo batter by farty turds May 25, 2018

Doo Doo Batter

My ass is filled with Doo Doo Batter
Doo Doo Batter by KaseyWN June 17, 2018

Doo Doo Batter

The doo doo batter was perfectly mixed.
Doo Doo Batter by S250 January 4, 2022

doodoobatter 

poopoodoodoocaca
I made doodoobatter in my pants last night after dinner than i woke up in the adoption center
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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