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Donkey Tail

Pinning a used condom on the other person's butt or back without them knowing. Like pin the tail on the donkey but with a used condom...
Jack: Dude! I donkey tailed this girl last night after we did it... she didn't even notice it... She was walkin around my apartment sporting a donkey tail!

Dave: (::High five::) hahaha Nice!
Donkey Tail by havok137 July 10, 2011

Donkey Tail

The act of forcibly giving a sexual partner a pink sock. This is done so by punching your sexual partner in the kidney while pulling out during anal sex.
getting a donkey tail would hurt like hell
Donkey Tail by n0cand3fend March 31, 2009

Donkey Tail

when you pull the toilet paper roll out (with out ripping it off the roll), wipe, and leave the soiled toilet paper hanging from the receptacle.
Dude, you left a nasty donkey tail.

Russian donkey tail 

When your butt hair is long enough to make it into a ponytail

Pink Donkey tail 

This is a hybrid of the pink sock and the donkey punch. Basically it's when you are doing someone in the ass and right before you are about to cum you punch the person in the back of the head and rip your dick out which will cause the anus to first tighten up and then hang out like a tail after the pull out.
I was banging this chick in the ass and with every stroke the odor of shit was more and more present and I got mad because of how gross it was so I pink donkey tailed the bitch in anger. Maybe next time she will wash her assole out before anal.
Pink Donkey tail by C floods June 11, 2009

The tail is on the donkey 

The party's over. The fun has been had. Time to leave & go home/find a new party.
"Are you ready to go or should we stay?"
"Dude, let's bounce. The tail is on the donkey."

bounce
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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