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In the letter, Eric Cartman sends to Chriss Hanson he uses the word donkey boner. He uses the word in the episode Le petit Tourette of the southpark series

The letter Eric sends to Chriss:

Dear Mr. Hansen
I have Tourettes and I want the world to understand what its like. wont you do a special resport on ME. So that the world can learn to ACCEPT us instead of laughing at us. Donkey boner!

Eric Cartman

donkey boner by donkey boner October 27, 2007

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Donkey Boner

when the male gets so mother fucking horny his dick gets as long as a donkeys dick

Me-Shell was bangin this fine ass chick when she did some nasty freaky things to him, and then all of a sudden, he got a long ass donkey boner

Donkey Boner by leroy vanderville November 8, 2007

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Donkey Boner

Someone who has sex with a donkey

or someone who u think is a complete donkeys dick

God damn ur a donkey boner

Donkey Boner by HAHA yo mama April 16, 2008

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Donkey-boner

The act of a donkey having a boner. donkey-boner

Dude, look at that donkey, its got a donkey-boner!

Donkey-boner by Manny Romirez September 2, 2009

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Donkey Boner Flu

A very rare flu

Symptoms: coughing, sneezing, runny nose, random boners

You can usually figure out if you have the flu when you get a boner in even the gayest situations, and often have the urge to touch yourself.

Jeff: I have a bad case of donkey boner flu.

John: I can tell...

Donkey Boner Flu by Huava June 17, 2009

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Donkey Boner Man

Donkey, stands for the absolute beast of an animal.

Boner, stands for the thing that greets my every morning.

Man, is the thing that does IT with my in the shower when i drop the soap

He is the true donkey boner man. And his name, is Aldin Bilalbegovic.

Donkey Boner Man by amogus god 69 July 29, 2021

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cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch

A woman who likes blowing a donkey then biting its dick off, and enjoys every raw fleshy she can find covered in semen

"man that bitch just bit that donkeys dick off, ya what a cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch"

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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