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Dong Bags 

Condoms or any other tube like object placed over the cock
i just bought a box of dong bags so me and my girlfriend can do it doggiestyle
Dong Bags by seymour assholes August 6, 2007
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Bagel Dong 

A penis which is short,round and wide. Not a desirable thing, can be a result of a high-impact accident in the genetal area.
I wipped out my Bagel dong on her back last night, she was so dissapointed, girls just don't appreciate variety anymore.
Bagel Dong by jewishdave February 22, 2011
Slang term for condom, a device used when pulling questionable ass.
"Say Mary, should I pick up a box of dongbags so we can knock boots later?"
Dongbag by rxshawn December 30, 2007
Something a slightly retarded Massachusetts redneck would say to a girl he is trying to impress while taking her to a fancy dinner date at iHop.
“Baby, you’re the queen of my dongbag” he swooned as he wiped syrup of his sleeveless Back Street Boys t-shirt with his hand, then licking his fingers
Dongbag by Bevflormann July 26, 2018

DongBags 

A bros way of referencing condoms to either be cool or sly
Brad pick up some dongbags for the party tonight”
DongBags by chHAad March 18, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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