donaji 

Someone with a pumpkin-sized head and chicken nugget toes

I don’t know you, but you look like a Donaji

donaji by Becky Lopez and Donaji Pacheco September 25, 2020

federal donation 

Nickname for federal taxation. Rather than "owing" taxes to the federal government, one donates money to the federal government so that they can use it at their own whim.

1)

I: I still have not filed the tax I owe to the government
Q: You don't owe the government! Those are mandatory federal donations.

2) On April 15th, I calculate the federal donations that I gave to the government

federal donation by Kender-Dragonfly April 13, 2017

Racial Donation

A Racial Donation happens when a black male politely asks a random white male for money , then the white male gives the black male 3-5 dollars, simply for the fact that the white male is scared to death of the strange black male because he is black and the white male does not want to be stabbed, shot, raped or be infected by the black male, but the white male acts as if he isnt scared and is just being polite back.

Black male: Excuse me sir, my family and I are tryin to get to California, but we don't have any money and we need to buy some gas to get home, i'd really appreciate it if you could help a brotha out.

White Male: Uhhh Ya, no problem buddy.

(white male gives black male 3 dollars)

Black male:Thank you so much, God Bless

White Male's friend (who is also white): Dude, you didn't have to give that guy any money

White Male: It was more of a Racial Donation

Racial Donation by Jimbag September 3, 2009

orgasm donation program 

When someone is willing to provide another person sexual pleasure with absolutely zero expectation of receiving anything what-so-ever in return.

Her: "I owe you one, anything, you name it"

Him: "How about a no strings attached blowjob?"

Her: "Sorry I don't support the orgasm donation program, I only give as well as I receive."

orgasm donation program by Mama fucker August 13, 2012

Donavin

A really nice guy who will crack a joke at any time. He loves his friends and is devoted to what he does. If he wants to do something, hes going to do it. Nothing can stand in his way!! He usually into things like food, (breakfast food in particular) movies, youtube, and gaming. Also, this type of person is lit and always knows the right moment to dab.

Girl 1- How did your date go?
Girl 2- Oh it went great!! He was a total Donavin!!

Donavin by Alyssa Wilson G January 2, 2017

Donair Regret 

The feeling in your mouth the morning after getting super drunk and eatting a late night donair*.

*Sometimes pronounced "Bronair" after eatting a donair with your bros.

"Bro, I've got mad donair regret. We shouldn't have bought those last night.."

Donair Regret by DonairRegret22 October 16, 2011

Virgil Donati 

Virgil Donati is arguably the best drummer of all time. He started playing drums at age 3 and turned professional at 16. Now in his 50's, Virgil is an extraordinary talent, having practiced for several hours a day everyday for decades. He has poured his heart and soul into his drumming. Virgil has such amazing coordination that he can play four different time signatures at once, he can hold his own in terms of speed against todays top metal drummers except he does it with style and musicality. His prowess on the drum kit is unrivaled.

Virgil Donati has more talent in his little pinky finger than all the usual slobs the youtube users don "worlds best drummer" e.g Joey Jordison, Travis Barker, Mike Portnoy etc etc, they are basically retarted in comparison, and it is a great injustice that the majority don't appreciate the true legends in drumming.

Virgil also played keyboard from a young age and has written most of the material for his progressive rock band Planet X.

I saw Virgil Donati playing the drums. I shit my pants.

Virgil Donati by Toilet Head January 16, 2011