don won 

a seducer of young vulnerable women

paco is a don won
a what?
a seducer of young vulnerable women
<check the movie across the universe>

don won by Mareyuh October 17, 2008

Don Won Poupon 

In the My Chemical Romance interview on WSOU New Jersey in 2003, it's what Otter called himself during the interview.
Great way to confuse rich people.

Rich person: "Grey Poupon?"
You: "No, Don Won Poupon."
Rich Person: "Wait, wut. o_o"

Don Won Poupon by KilljoysNeverDie July 7, 2011

you don't won. expect the unexpected 

A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme

Pyrocynical,"You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

you don't won. expect the unexpected by Fartlicker777 November 16, 2016

Don't start nothing, won't be nothing 

If you do not wish to suffer the consequences of your provocative actions, do not pursue your current course of action. Taunt implying, "you started it."

An accusation, as in the movie, Men in Black, where Agent J tells the bug he started trouble by coming to Earth "snatching up galaxies." Specifically, in the movie, the galaxy is hidden on a cat's collar (Orion's "belt").

"Why did you have to come here snatching up galaxies and everything? There would not have been any trouble if you had not done that. Don't start nothing, won't be nothing," Agent J, Men in Black

Don't start nothing, won't be nothing by Phoenixinline98 January 6, 2019

Don't start nothing won't be nothing

A warning to others stating that if an altercation is to be avoided than they should cease acting in a provacative manor.

Don't start nothing won't be nothing by r34lp0l1t1k June 20, 2003

Don't move and it won't hurt 

a phrase usable in numerous situations. The original usage is if you are pulling someone's hair, but the joke can easily be used in a sexual sitatuation.

{upon grabbing someone's hair}

You: Don't move and it won't hurt!

Don't move and it won't hurt by AgentKabuto December 11, 2009

I won't tell if you don't

Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.

The war-cry of the asshole.

Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"

I won't tell if you don't by Heterochromia_biomedical September 9, 2018