Don't tase me bro! 

an invitation to be tased

"Get the fuck off me, man! I didn't do anything! ... Don't tase me bro!"

Don't tase me bro! by Clownboat October 29, 2007

don't tase me bro! 

A phrase spouted by punk-ass n00bs who can't back up their insolent behavior right before they get a tazer to their dome.

stupid n00b: don't tase me bro!

(taze)

stupid n00b: (screamed in a girly voice) arrghhhhhh!

don't tase me bro! by MJMizzle October 2, 2007

Don't tase me bro! 

An expression said when one person figuratively puts down another person. An expression said in a moment of frustration or exasperation. An expression said when one person gets over on another person. A plea for help or sympathy.

Playa 1: I saw you lady at the club last night. She was really putting on a show.
Playa 2: You know we are havin' problems, don't tase me bro!

DMV Clerk: I am sorry but you need to stand in line F.
Suspended license driver: I stood in the wrong line for an hour? Don't tase me bro!

Dude 1: My car broke down, I need a ride to work. Can you help a brother out?
Dude 2: Sorry man, can't do it, not today.
Dude 1: Please, I'm beggin' ya, don't tase me bro!

Don't tase me bro! by Bif Loman January 8, 2008

Don't tase me bro 

The hip thing to say after resisting arrest

Owww! Owwwwwwwwww! What did I do?! Stop it! Don't tase me bro! Don't tase me!

Don't tase me bro by lolwutwutwut October 5, 2007

don't tase me bro 

Famous utterance of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer, who was tasered and arrested by the illustrious UF police department after either:

a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry

b. Engineering a scene for publicity

Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.

As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident

don't tase me bro by mrpotty October 3, 2007

don't tase me bro 

Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)

"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>

don't tase me bro by Big Steve October 2, 2007

Don't tase me bro 

Andrew Meyer's catch-phrase.

In the event of police brutality, scream "Don't Tase Me Bro!"

Don't tase me bro by glindabatgirl October 6, 2007