Dolphin Dick 

Descriptive term describing an abnormally "arched" or "curved" male penis.

Jennifer - "Hey I heard you hookup with Jim last night.... how was it?"
Amy - "It was different. He has a serious dolphin dick"

Dolphin Dick by dboogie9 April 1, 2015

Dolphin Dick 

When your pee hole is on top of your wiener like a dolphin's blowhole.

Bruh, I think I have Dolphin Dick.

Dolphin Dick by Mikes x Hellen Keller March 19, 2019

dolphin dick 

A tiny skinny curved penis

" he has such a dolphin dick"

dolphin dick by coolstraitguy August 16, 2018

Dolphin Dick 

When you wear very uncomfortable pants that make you penis fold or bend, or inexplicably you piss in random directions missing the seat entirely

"Ew, don't go in that stall, some guy with Dolphin Dick pissed all over the toilet seat and bowl"

Dolphin Dick by ButHonestlyWhyThough January 13, 2020

dolphin dick 

kyle davis

is that kyle, yeah hes a dolphin dick

dolphin dick by Ohfewfgggbnhtrex March 20, 2019

Dolphin Dick 

When you get an erection and lay down then you ejaculate and it looks like a dolphin squirting out water.

Man, I had a Dolphin Dick last night.

Dolphin Dick by Fucking Light December 6, 2013

Dolphin Dick 

When you already have fish dick and have sex with someone after that. A really smelly dick. Easier to obtain if uncircumcised.

Friend #1: Man, I can't wait to get home from Coachella and shower. Fucking that hippie chick on Friday night gave me fish dick and then fucking the raver girl Sunday turned it into Dolphin dick.
Friend #2: Just be happy she didn't let you stick it in her butt, then you'd have Orca dick.

Ex: 2
Friend #1: What have you been doing in here, it smells like Dolphin Dick?
Friend #2: Oh my bad I just boned smelly Shelly 15 minutes before you came over.

Dolphin Dick by GucciMan March 17, 2012