dolphin dick

A tiny skinny curved penis

" he has such a dolphin dick"

by coolstraitguy August 16, 2018

dolphin dick

kyle davis

is that kyle, yeah hes a dolphin dick

by Ohfewfgggbnhtrex March 20, 2019

dolphin dick

what you call the penis of someone who still has the foreskin of their penis attached.

ewww cody is uncircumcised.
what? thats nasty, i cant believe he has a dolphin dick.

by fat mattos January 27, 2010

Dolphin Dick

Descriptive term describing an abnormally "arched" or "curved" male penis.

Jennifer - "Hey I heard you hookup with Jim last night.... how was it?"
Amy - "It was different. He has a serious dolphin dick"

by dboogie9 April 1, 2015

Dolphin Dick

When your pee hole is on top of your wiener like a dolphin's blowhole.

Bruh, I think I have Dolphin Dick.

by Mikes x Hellen Keller March 19, 2019

Dolphin Dick

When you wear very uncomfortable pants that make you penis fold or bend, or inexplicably you piss in random directions missing the seat entirely

"Ew, don't go in that stall, some guy with Dolphin Dick pissed all over the toilet seat and bowl"

by ButHonestlyWhyThough January 13, 2020

Dolphin Dick

When you get an erection and lay down then you ejaculate and it looks like a dolphin squirting out water.

Man, I had a Dolphin Dick last night.

by Fucking Light December 6, 2013