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dole bludger 

1. An individual who prefers to collect unemployment benefits over working for a living, and actively works at trying to qualify to maintain their eligibility to continue receiving said benefits.
2. Individual who actively avoids works.
3. Most New Zealanders who migrate to Australia.
1. When was the last time bill had a job ? Never, he's just a dole bludger

dole bludger 

A person who has no real interest to work and is happy to live off the hard paying tax payer for survival without feeling guilty. The person has little or no self worth but is happy to go on living in their little routine.
Let us go to the movies next week when my dole payment gets paid.

I can finally get that dvd box set next week and also buy some long needed chocolates and chips for the DVD night.

I am a dole bludger and proud of it, I can sleep in monday mornings when all you guys get ready for work. Just dont wake me with your loud car engines.
dole bludger by simon22 July 21, 2006

dole bludger 

A dole bludger is usually a politician or some other rich loser acting a parasitic way by taking tax payer money for their own personal gain.
Scomo fucked off to Hawaii, what a dole bludger!
dole bludger by HalalFriedChicken February 17, 2022

Dole Bludger 

An unemployed Australian who lives off centrelink payments. These people are usually bogans, boongs or fat and lazy people.
"Hey Joe, you seen that aboriginal family that moved in down the street"
"Yeah, the mother is a dole bludger. They basically live off centrelink payments"

dole bludger hide and seek 

When you are busy handing out Centrelink payments to people 'job seeking' you may as well play hide and seek with that payment.

Where to hide the dole cheque? Under the shit cunt's workboots.
"I've been playing dole bludger hide and seek with this fuckwit for a few months now, cunt has no clue"

Bullying Dole Bludger 

A dole bludger who not only takes the piss in the usual sense of mooching off government income support, but then takes it too far by targeting pack outrage against people they don't know who make statements that are different to their opinion, playing the victim as soon as there's a response that they can seize on & engages in posting whether they have been blocked and/or forced their target to make their twitter account private as a self-congratulating ritual.
This type of person is not an advocate for welfare policy - they are a bullying dole bludger.
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