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doing the dog

Popular and traditional British game, doing the dog, (mostly played in the Wessex counties) whereby 2 players depart a pub and walk home in opposite directions. At regular intervals of 30 to 60 seconds player one will shout "Can you hear me now?" followed by an impression of a dog, wolf or other member of the canine family. Player 2 responds to his call with "YES, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?" followed by his dog impression. The game continues until a) There is such a distance between players that they can no longer "hear me now", or b) one or both players are arrested.
Rosier to Holeman: "That was a good night see you later"
Holeman to Rosier: "Can you hear me now? AWRAHWRAHWRAHWRAH"
(They depart)
Rosier to Holeman: *I see Holeman has started a game of doing the dog* "YES, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? AWRAHWRAHWRAH"
...and so on
by Roono May 2, 2006
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Doing the dog

To goof off, slack off, fart around, and just be a lazy no good slug. Also known as Pounding the Pooch. Or in some cases, actually having sex with a dog.
"Look at that guy just sitting on his ass doing the dog. He must be saving his energy for his date with Fido."
by PeeBee February 12, 2004
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doing the dirty dog

Mom: What was that noise last night?

Me: What noise?

Mom: It sounded like the window opened, and someone crawled in, and you inserted your tiny little birdy into a vagina. Son, Were you doing the dirty dog?

Me: Mom. Me and Alaina were doing the dirty dog.
by Turquoisemen August 7, 2012
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What the dog doing

(1)What the dog doing there?
(2)Oh I think he is drinking his water.
(1) Oh thank goodness
by scoop1 April 4, 2022
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What the dog doin

"What the dog doin?" is a term often used to describe utter confusion of an act that the canine seems to be committing. The dog could be walking, peeing, shitting or generally doing what a dog does. Though, people tend find themselves holding back from saying "what the dog doin?" when seeing a dog doing something rather mundane.
A: "Yo look! what the dog doin?" - "he acting a bit sussy now innit?"
B: "he's just pissing.."

A: "what he doin tho?!"
by Skylin Met Taiga May 26, 2021
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