doing the dog 

Popular and traditional British game, doing the dog, (mostly played in the Wessex counties) whereby 2 players depart a pub and walk home in opposite directions. At regular intervals of 30 to 60 seconds player one will shout "Can you hear me now?" followed by an impression of a dog, wolf or other member of the canine family. Player 2 responds to his call with "YES, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?" followed by his dog impression. The game continues until a) There is such a distance between players that they can no longer "hear me now", or b) one or both players are arrested.

Rosier to Holeman: "That was a good night see you later"
Holeman to Rosier: "Can you hear me now? AWRAHWRAHWRAHWRAH"
(They depart)
Rosier to Holeman: *I see Holeman has started a game of doing the dog* "YES, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? AWRAHWRAHWRAH"
...and so on

doing the dog by Roono May 2, 2006

Doing the dog 

To goof off, slack off, fart around, and just be a lazy no good slug. Also known as Pounding the Pooch. Or in some cases, actually having sex with a dog.

"Look at that guy just sitting on his ass doing the dog. He must be saving his energy for his date with Fido."

Doing the dog by PeeBee February 12, 2004

doing the dirty dog 

the act of sexual intercourse with an animalistic attitude.

Mom: What was that noise last night?

Me: What noise?

Mom: It sounded like the window opened, and someone crawled in, and you inserted your tiny little birdy into a vagina. Son, Were you doing the dirty dog?

Me: Mom. Me and Alaina were doing the dirty dog.

doing the dirty dog by Turquoisemen August 7, 2012

what the dog doing

something we will never know

guy1: what the dog doing?
guy2: idk

what the dog doing by User187474 / just a pickaxe June 20, 2021

What the dog doing

question what the dog is doing.

(1)What the dog doing there?
(2)Oh I think he is drinking his water.
(1) Oh thank goodness

What the dog doing by scoop1 April 4, 2022

Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it 

Luka

Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it, my name is luka

Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it by Fanypack April 3, 2017

What the dog doin 

"What the dog doin?" is a term often used to describe utter confusion of an act that the canine seems to be committing. The dog could be walking, peeing, shitting or generally doing what a dog does. Though, people tend find themselves holding back from saying "what the dog doin?" when seeing a dog doing something rather mundane.

A: "Yo look! what the dog doin?" - "he acting a bit sussy now innit?"
B: "he's just pissing.."

A: "what he doin tho?!"

What the dog doin by Skylin Met Taiga May 26, 2021