Person 1: Ah, I only had one beer and fell flat on my face last night.
Person 2: It's okay, doing a Sam happens to the best of us.
Person 2: It's okay, doing a Sam happens to the best of us.
by Sue P April 29, 2015
A man with two dads that beat the everlasting shit out of him. He owns a gay rabid dog that craves black cock and has a 4 year old sister who works the block.
Diggy - "Did you hear about that new crippled kid."
Some Negro - "Yeah I heard he's a total Dos Dad Sams."
Some Negro - "Yeah I heard he's a total Dos Dad Sams."
by Big Dick Cripple Slayer May 31, 2018
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