When controlling a tinderella from behind you lay out a few doggy biscuits on her back, when you reach yelping point you pull out ya chevup and spray your finest all over her
back and the dog biscuits. You then cheekily grab the biscuits whack em in ya gob and much em down.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.