Doggiest

A doggiest is a person who indulges in and believes in the philosophy that dogs are of a higher level than ordinary humans, and also agrees with the idea that if the hypothetical situation of a heaven and hell be true, then dogs deserve to go to heaven, while all humans go to hell. Alternatively, a doggiest is a person who takes part in the act of sexual intercourse in the much-acclaimed doggy style pose, i.e, someone who likes it in the ass.

"Are you a doggiest, Kevin?"
"Teehee, no I'm not!"
It was a lie. Everybody knows Kevin likes it in the ass.

by UnknownUnpretty September 27, 2018

doggiest shit

funny/stupid way of saying something is totally shit or absolute garbage.

guy 1: this was my first and last time eating fries at BK
guy 2: i told you they're the doggiest shit ever

by yezs October 22, 2017

water doggies

A water doggie is commonly found in Canada when hockey players (The boys) can't find anywhere to get burgies. A water doggie is a hot dog boiled in water instead of being cooked ont the the BBQ.

Adam: Let's be Ferda and go get some burgies for the boys!
Lenny: Ok but where do we get burgies here
Adam: I guess we will need to make some water doggies
Lenny: I guess so, the boys won't be to happy but it's okay.
Adam and Lenny: Let's get some water doggies Ferda Boys!!!

by FERDA BOYS! June 3, 2016

Swaggy Muscle Doggies

the ven diagram of the jdiggities and swaggy muscle doggies is a circle.

we the swaggy muscle doggies are special recruits of jdiggity

by ItsJDog May 9, 2022

yard doggies

Your slippers you use when you are in the pin that you wear to the yard

I'll trade you a sopa for your yard doggies

by SuperMarioG October 30, 2018

doggietop

A sexual act involving two or more partners and a laptop. The receiving partner(s) are engaged from the rear and are used as a platform for the laptop. The active partner(s) now may penetrate their partner(s) from the rear while retaining their ability to browse the internet, watch porn, play MMORPGs and instant message.

Nothing gets me hotter than doggietop with a minesweeper game. Damn we should make it an orgy and fire up some Unreal Tournament!

by Ross Snider March 22, 2008

doggiesnot

That stuff that gets all over the inside of your car windows when you drive your dog to the vet.

Ewww, Gross! The back window is covered with doggiesnot.

by Mike from CA September 8, 2006