dogfrontation

When you’re walking your dog, out of your peripherals you see another dogwalker, you immediately wonder what’s gonna happen, as soon as you know it, the dog and the dog walker is there. This is your dogfrontation.

A: Hey, your dog is so cute what type of dog is she???

B: Actually, it’s a boy. So this is weird. Seems like just another dogfrontation.

dogfrontation by Austen Guill April 17, 2021

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cogfrontation

Noun - Fusion of "cognitive" and "confrontation." Occurs when a person imagines having a confrontation with another person; often involves the cogfronter winning an imaginary argument with the cogfrontee.

Person #1: Hey, what are you going to say to that guy who called you a loser?

Person #2: I don't know--I think I'll have a cogfrontation with him before I actually say anything.

cogfrontation by Martin Price December 13, 2008

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cogfrontation

Noun - Fusion of cognitive and confrontation ; occurs when a person imagines having a confrontation with another person; often involves the cogfronter winning an imaginary argument with the cogfrontee.

Source: Martin Price, Charleston, SC

Person #1: Hey, what are you going to say to that guy who called you a loser?

Person #2: I don't know--I think I'll have a cogfrontation with him before I actually say anything.

cogfrontation by Martin Cheere Price December 30, 2008

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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