James: Dude, your shirt is the same material as my dog's blanket. ergo that is a Dog Blanket Shirt.
Alex: I dont care what you say about my shirt,
I like it personally.
Alex's boss: You didn't pay for
that shit you're wearing did you?
For further examples of Dog Blanket Shirts look for Dom's Dog Blanket Shirt Calendar from the BBC Radio 1 Chris Moyles Show.