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Dog Bath

A dog bath is when you attempt to fit your balls into someone's a-hole. They just won't go in, much like trying to give a dog a bath.
So I was doing this girl and I tried to give her a dog bath.
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champagne dog bath

That Temu trampoline sure was a champagne dog bath.
by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025
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Giving the dog a bath

Putting your balls in a woman's vagina. Just like giving a dog a bath, it just won't stay in there.
Dude. I was to giving the dog a bath but my Jessica wouldn't let me. Now I got cold balls.
by Scout was fat. July 21, 2016
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give the dog a bath

giving the dog a bath is when a male stuffs the twig and berries in his girls mudbucket and keeps it there as long as possible. if you've ever tried to get a dog in the bathtub, and keep him there, you know exactly why this act is so named.
after a romantic dinner, i decided to give the dog a bath, but the as soon as i got everything in, they squirmed out and i couldnt get them back in.
by nutgrapes February 27, 2011
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giving the dog a bath

whenever you tell you parents you're gonna give the dog a bath. You ask your girlfriend to help. You close the door saying "mom we dont want the dog to get out", then lock it turn on the water and the radio. You then participate in anything you want to do, because you are "giving the dog a bath".
"Hey Megan. Do you mind helping me? Im giving the dog a bath."
by f-dixle April 12, 2009
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dog in the bath

Whilst plugging a girl you attempt to stick your nuts in her box or arse as well. The difficulty of doing this is equivalent to getting a dog to take a bath.
by virginconversionunit March 24, 2004
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Dog In A Bath Tub

This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
I tried like hell to pull off a Dog In A Bath Tub on Suzy, but her queaf threw my balance off.
by Harry Ballsonya March 19, 2003
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