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doesn't suck

An understated expression of a positive mood or otherwise pleasurable emotional disposition; an outcome that far exceeds the standards and/or expectations set forth prior to a defined, goal-directed behavior; an understated expression of awe at one's good fortune or that of another.
It "doesn't suck", when you have a manuscript accepted for publication in a top-tier professional journal; when you win the lottery, get a large pay raise without a proportionate raise in your job's expectations of your productivity or responsibility; getting a minimal criminal sentence rendered by judge or jury that is of far less severity thsn that which was was expected (e.g., probation versus life sentence.
doesn't suck by Papi Nichols August 24, 2011
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doesn't suck

something that is really good but said in a sarcastic way
yeah, the new pool doesn't suck!! or... Just got the new 60 inch plasma, it doesn't suck!!
doesn't suck by redrubyfruit August 6, 2007

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow 

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.
edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026