do my taxes

A discreet way of asking someone to fuck you.

"Hey baby, will you do my taxes?"

by Dee's_Kitten November 27, 2017

doing my [taxes]

Having sex. Much more fun than actually doing one's taxes.

"Hey, what were you doing when I called you last night?"

"Oh, I was just doing my taxes."

by Joeyjoe19 September 24, 2008