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Do a Luke

When a man masturbates and cries at the same time, based on the first man to do so: Luke V in 1973.
Friend 1: "God damn, after breaking up with Tony's sister, I had to do a Luke in my room!"

Friend 2: "I'm real sorry about that man, no one should ever have to face doing a Luke!"
by ZombyKillr May 13, 2019
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do a Luke

To 'do a luke' means to always leave your mobile phone on your desk and never in your pocket where it needs to be so people can get in touch. If you frequently 'do a Luke' you may be considered forgetful.
To do a luke: "Gareth has done a Luke!" - meaning Gareth has left his mobile phone on his desk so we can't contact him.
by MrOrange September 5, 2006
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