The same thing as a tornado someguys gonna lose his trailer house
I heard Johns living behind Walmart after his divorce
by theholyhabenero December 14, 2013
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This is what happens when the woman realizes that she can't completely change the man she married and thus needs someone new, fresh, and exciting. She knows that he has done nothing wrong and has tried very hard to be a good husband, so she will be very conflicted until she finds another man in which to confide her deepest desires. This new man will give her the confidence she needs to ditch her husband. "All you want is to be happy," the new man will say. This is a successful play by the new man to get into her panties.

Lovesick and out-of-character behavior may ensue by the man in his incredible frustration. Fortunately for the wife, the system is stacked completely in her favor. Half of his savings go to her. She gets a protective order when he tells her what a bitch she is being. Her friends and family move in to protect her from her supposedly vindictive and psychotic ex-husband. The cheating is shrugged off as an afterthought. All is well in her world.
Raquel: You haven't done anything wrong, but I want a divorce. I found someone all new and shiny. Also, I'd like half of your savings.
David: How could you do this to me? *starts to cry* I deserve better. I was a good husband.
Raquel: Your feelings aren't my concern anymore. We're getting a divorce, remember? By the way, I feel so incredibly loved by the new man it's almost surreal.
David: Fuck you, you ice cold little bitch!
Raquel: That's it, I'm taking a restraining order out on you.
After the restraining order is taken out, David begins to have nightmares. Raquel moves in with her new man and lives happily ever after.
by Matthew West April 23, 2006
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when two people are too lazy and fucked-up to work it out so they just get a divorce. also is way too common in today' society. people who have had or are going through a divorce will tell you that they have "done everything they can to work it out" but really they haven't becuase if it were true, they wouldnt be getting one. they will also tell you that it is totally the other persons fault, which is ironic because if they arent even willing to admit that they mightve made one little mistake, how are they going to admit more, and this may be the cause of the whole thing. and after your rents divorce, your mother will cry everytime she hears "love" and then expects you to be there for her when shes crying her ass off which is extremely hard cause you dont even want to be around either of them for the rest of your lives. mom will kick dad out and never even talk to him again. only through their kids. they call each other "your mother" or "your father". basically two incredibly fucked-up people taking the easy way out of things without considering the feelings or thoughts of children, parents, and other family.
my parents are so fucked up they had do get a divorce.
by phermone cult January 16, 2005
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The follow-up to 50% of american marriages.
"My mom got her 2nd divorce today"
by Kristen December 01, 2003
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It only has one meaning, that being you can spend 15 years together and then one day your wife cannot cope with the fact that the bread winner is having a few money problems. So her idea princessis DIVORCE and well i didnt have the money for a laywer, so she does not have money problems now she got 15 years of my hard work one million dollars and my son. I ended up broke and with a broken heart and not a friend to talk too.
This is were your wife lives the life of a princess, does nothing but enjoy what her loving husband has provided for her.
by once happy brax June 21, 2004
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Divorce is the legal separation of two married people. It can be a peaceful agreement, or an angry affair. The effects of divorce are different for everyone, and it is certainly a life altering event.
My mom and dad decided to get a divorce because they can't get along anymore; I'm very sad.
by Naban August 13, 2007
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the act of surgically taking a wife's hands from her husband's neck and attatching them to his balls and wallet
guy 1: got a divorce, bitch got everything, shes so far up my ass if she spits its comin out of my mouth
guy 2: bummer...
by The Gibber May 27, 2007
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