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An obsesive Disney fan who will cry, bitch, moan, complain, etc. if someone says Disney sucks. A Distard is like a combanation of a twitard and a Teenyboper. They are extremly anoying and will use it to their advantage
Distard: NICK JONAS IS HAWT.

Normal Person: How is he hot, he can't sing, act, dance, etc.

Distard: WELL DISNEY IS LIKE SUPER KOOL!

Normal Person: uggghhhh!!
Distard by Zero94 October 6, 2010

distarnated 

1. Having no friends and being hated by everyone.

2. Zombie-like attitude.
Scott said,"Wow. Jill looks like a zombie. I heard she is distarnated."
distarnated by Fearain May 13, 2009

Distargeted 

Distracted shopping in Target that causes you to spend $100 on stuff you never really needed, while diverting you from your original reason for being there.
"OMG! I went to buy dog food at Target last night and got distargeted! I left with $98 worth of clearance Halloween decorations!"
Distargeted by cool-chick-a-rama October 18, 2016

Divstarr 

A diomand geeza. very funny individual who has the way with the ladies. Someone who's hairpeice seems to change color everytime you see him.

Will act as below:
Someone who can get any woman he wants, or can shag them anytime any place. Including up against a postbox.
Divstarr by Ernie October 15, 2004
Distar is a nickname for a french femboy
Kevin: "Yo Ronnie look at that french dude with pink striped thigh highs"
Ronnie: "That Kevin is called a distar"
distar by Papi :3 January 12, 2023
An adjective or noun meaning someone who is distracted and acting completely retarted.

Like when you are doing something stupid but don't know that you are doing it because you are paying attention to something else. OR you are being distracted doing something retarted
"Don't you have to go now?" Guy
"Uh, I did but my mom is being distarted." Girl
"Oooh." Guy
"Yea, she is distracted watching tv." Girl
"But that means she is distracted not distarted?" Guy
"No, she is watching Twilight." Girl
"Oh, I see how she is being retarted." Guy
Distarted by Azivin December 3, 2009