Distinguify 

To distinguish and identify something.

Yo hamilton whats that?

I dunno im trying to distinguify where it came from.

Distinguify by Johnny John Long August 6, 2011

distinctify 

A totally logical conjugation of the word distinctive that is not included as part of the English language so that assholes can feel intelligent by correcting people about something trivial.

"Distinctify isn't a word stupid! I know because I invest myself in such things to compensate for my small insignificant genitalia."

distinctify by StupidIdiotFace April 5, 2013

Distinguished Visitors 

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.

She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.

Distinguished Visitors by littlemen October 16, 2012

distinguish 

to discern; to detect with the eyes or with the other sences.

I could not quite distinguish her face in the poorly-lit room, so I was not sure who she was.

distinguish by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006

Distinguished 

What Paul uses instead of OLD.

Paul, your grey beard makes you look OLD dude!

Paul: No, man. It makes me look DISTINGUISHED.

Distinguished by alwaysyoung June 12, 2011

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags by Axewielder December 11, 2007

Distinguished 

attractive, sexy older male worth of pussy.

Whoa, my date last nite was totally distinguished even though he lives in the raisin ranch.

Distinguished by flatrabbitfan February 4, 2010