Sexually distinctive

The politically correct word to describe homosexuals, because “gay” applies strictly to males and “lesbian” applies strictly to females.

“I’m here, I’m queer and I got a beer!” - Mickey

“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent

“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert

“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey

Sexually distinctive by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

distinctify 

A totally logical conjugation of the word distinctive that is not included as part of the English language so that assholes can feel intelligent by correcting people about something trivial.

"Distinctify isn't a word stupid! I know because I invest myself in such things to compensate for my small insignificant genitalia."

distinctify by StupidIdiotFace April 5, 2013

distinctives 

Multiple characteristics or qualities that a person or thing has that differentiate it from other people or things

Each state in the United States has their own distinctives.

Every president of the United States has possessed their own individual distinctives in relation to domestic and foreign policy.

distinctives by WordWorks December 31, 2013

distractive 

One that is so attractive, that it can be distracting to others.

Sue is so distractive, I can't concentrate on my spreadsheet.

distractive by Deanimal and Oca November 11, 2007

Countdown to Distinction 

When a person or "people" find your online post humorous wait until you--- "the poster" is offline so they can re-post your bulletin without giving any credit to the original poster (eg: You) with minimal repercussions.

This situation commonly presents itself when either
1. ur too drunk to deal with (ppl r scared of u!)
2. they hate u! but like what u post and want to re-post using their other profile. (which make the distinction null and void) and they rape all the credit.
3.They r too drunk to remember or copy paste the original poster!
4.If your post succeeds in being posted u have achieved the Countdown to Distinction "DiStinktion"
footnote:
If reposter change the video size to larger than ur original post...they fail! but so do u for having them on ur friends list~

Countdown to Distinction by Psylocke's Psychic Knife September 10, 2009

Scouse of distinction 

George Harrison.

George: Ay, but don't rush. None of your five-bar gate jumps-it-over sort of stuff.
Paul: What's that supposed to mean?
George: I dunno, thought it sounded distinguished like.
John: George Harrison, scouse of distinction.

Scouse of distinction by vazdox January 11, 2021

distinctify 

A word, which is not actually a word, that idiots think works just as well as Distinguish

"Its so hard to distinctify between the real word, Distinguish, and the fake mash-up of a bunch of other words, Distinctify."

distinctify by wannabedumbass May 4, 2010