dishorny

A person who is not Horny, just like a person is not honest so "dishonest", just as a person/gf/bf isn't horny, "Dishorny".

Lately, my husband has been very Dishorny and it has been awhile that we haven't had sex.

dishorny by L-Jax February 10, 2019

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dishornpressedy

Dishornpressedy is an emotion in which you are distracted, horny, and depressed all at the same time.

"Im gonna go cure my dishornpression." Or, "I am feeling really Dishornpressedy."

dishornpressedy by cacapoopyman March 11, 2023

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dishorny • dishorn • Dishornist disease • dishornpressedy • distorny

Dishornist disease

Causes an individual to think of sex, masturbation, and causes one to be horny even when not turned on.

I can’t believe it, Sarah has the Dishornist disease.

Dishornist disease by PytNiyah December 14, 2021

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dishorn

adj. Hung like a horse with tennis ball sized testicles

"hey you seen Ron Jeremy he is definitely dishorn."

dishorn by sir fredrick March 25, 2009

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distorny

When something makes you horny but also disturbed at the same time.

Yo look at this anime trap it makes me so distorny

distorny by Big_black_man October 20, 2021

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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