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disharmony.com

a dating option consisting of going to the bar, getting smashed, and finding a life partner who has little in common with you except a liking for booze and sex.
Sarah: "Mindy, how did you and Roger meet?"
Mindy: "Well, I used disharmony.com. I picked him up at TGI Fridays on a bender, got preggers, and life happened.
by keVIInXI July 24, 2012
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Disarmonia Mundi

The most underrated band of all times. It's an melodic death which features the main singer of Soilwork, a legendary band in the melodeath genre (with In Flames and some others). If you like melodic death metal, I warmly suggest you listen to the songs of Disarmonia Mundi.
Guy1: "Oh man, i just love melodic death metal!"

Guy2: "Have you heard of Disarmonia Mundi?"

Guy1: "Can't say i have."

Guy2: "You should check them out!"
by Friend4242561 June 22, 2009
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Dilharmonic

When a girl must play and listen to music while masturbating with a dildo or vibrator. Usually to muffle the sounds of her agonizing pleasure but may simply be for her love of music.
Can’t wait to get home today and enjoy a little dilharmonic.

What is up with your sister? Always playing that music in the wee hours of the morning. She is enjoying the dilharmonic.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
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Disharmonic Systems

Systems that are actively dissonant—not just nonharmonic but chaotic, turbulent, fundamentally disordered. Disharmonic Systems are the extreme of complexity: systems where prediction is impossible, where small changes cascade, where order never emerges. They're the mathematics of chaos, of turbulence, of systems so complex they defy analysis. Disharmonic Systems are what you get when nonlinearity runs wild, when feedback loops amplify, when emergence produces not order but chaos. Understanding them requires accepting that some things cannot be understood—not yet, not ever.
Example: "The weather wasn't just nonharmonic; it was disharmonic—chaotic, unpredictable, fundamentally disordered. Small changes cascaded; prediction limits were absolute. Disharmonic Systems theory explained why his forecasts always failed: some systems can't be predicted, only responded to. He stopped trying to predict and started learning to adapt."
by Dumu The Void March 7, 2026
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Rektale Disharmonie

Beautiful german describing the event of diarrhea
I've got rektale Disharmonie
by kuch3n September 10, 2021
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