Homie 1: Let me get that homie discount.
Homie 2: Alright bruh I'll take 50 off.
Homie 1: Come on man I've been a good homie to you.
Homie 2: Bruh you have been go ahead and take it.
Homie 2: Alright bruh I'll take 50 off.
Homie 1: Come on man I've been a good homie to you.
Homie 2: Bruh you have been go ahead and take it.
by Stud6969 July 8, 2016
the unofficial discount given to you when the queer salesperson recognizes that you are also a queer; one of the many perks of not being a heterosexual
Queer friend: "The salesguy was a totally hot fag and when he figured out that Christy and I were a couple he gave us the gay discount. The eggrolls are usually $1.00 each, but he gave them to us for half that."
Straight friend: "Damn, had I known about this, I would have converted years ago."
Straight friend: "Damn, had I known about this, I would have converted years ago."
by lucky wendy July 28, 2005
Giving an attractive woman a monetary discount or exceptional service, purely based on her : cleavage, high-beams or anything else that gets your blood pumping. Such sights would include thinking "MA-MA!" accompanied by sucking noise, or an extreme desire for a glass of milk.
by mjack777 March 25, 2011
Boy one - `oi boys that brass didn't charge me for the third time I banged'
Boy two - 'sick bruv you got a discount jooks'
Boy two - 'sick bruv you got a discount jooks'
by Dinodanpayne November 5, 2019
The Moshava (pronounced Mah-Shah-vah) discount is a 10% discount offered to campers and staff of the Ennismore Moshava at the Peterborough Baskin Robbins. This discount usually amounts to about 14 cents. Usually this discount can only be received June- August but lucky Petes fans can sometimes get the discount after a game, provided they go early enough in the season when the BNR is still open after the game.
"I'd like a world class chocolate in a sugar cone. Oh and can I get the Moshava discount please?"
"That will be $2.31"
"That will be $2.31"
by Cat Scratch Fever December 12, 2009
This is the discount available as a reward for staying faithful to a prostitute. If you frequently visit the same whore, you might be offered a "slut discount" for your loyalty. Very rare, but from time to time it does happen.
Simon: I've been seeing the same prostitute for about 3 months now and last night she said that because I was a regular client, and loyal, I deserved a "slut discount". I now only have to pay £20 for the full works, it used to be £30.
Lee: Thats brilliant, what are you going to do with the money you save?
Simon. Well, its my wife's birthday soon, so I might take her out for a nice meal.
Lee: Your such a romantic, she is lucky to have you.
Simon: Yeah, I know.
Lee: Thats brilliant, what are you going to do with the money you save?
Simon. Well, its my wife's birthday soon, so I might take her out for a nice meal.
Lee: Your such a romantic, she is lucky to have you.
Simon: Yeah, I know.
by Paul Fleming July 14, 2006
when a divorce settlement is adjusted from 50/50 based on infidelity. it doesn't matter whether it was the ex-wife that boned the trainer cuz he acted like he was interested in her boring stories, or whether it was the ex-husband getting off with the young hot bartender in the back cooler based on his generous tipping and free drink giving. what don't you understand here: in either case the cheater gets less than the cheatee. wtf, it's not that difficult a concept, get lost peasant.
guy1 - What's your prediction on how much cheaters discount Jen will give Steve?
girl1- Great question, Im thinkin like 70/30. If you think about it, yeah, she was in fact enjoying anal with her boss for a solid 3 years, but Steve did sort of deserve it, he was douchey quite a bit.
guy1: yeah that sounds about right.
girl1- Great question, Im thinkin like 70/30. If you think about it, yeah, she was in fact enjoying anal with her boss for a solid 3 years, but Steve did sort of deserve it, he was douchey quite a bit.
guy1: yeah that sounds about right.
by norwegianmissile January 21, 2010