Disasteroid

An asteroid large enough to destroy some or all life on earth, were it to actually *hit* the earth.

We just had a near miss, a disasteroid bigger than the one that killed the dinosaurs passed between the earth and the moon yesterday!

Disasteroid by Jerome March 18, 2004

Disasteroid

An anonymous twitch streamer who plays poptropica and minecraft. Probably gay? also spelled as “d1sasteroid”

“aw man it’s that blue bitch again”

“i hate when disasteroid ruins my favorite streamers streams :/“

Disasteroid by sunflower01 November 21, 2021

Disasteroid

A "Disasteroid" is a very large asteroid that is headed directly to Earth, no ifs, ands, or buts. Not only that, but it's big enough to wallop the entire planet and cause a disaster of major proportions... or worse.

The Disasteroid was coming.... and there wasn't a damned thing Brute Android could do about it. He grimaced and took another swig of Fuel Oil No. 2.

Disasteroid by vtology February 6, 2025

Disasteroid

A massive deformed, bleeding and infected pustule of a hemorrhoid that absolutely cripples you with screaming pain when a bowel movement is attempted.

JD Vance is a massive disasteroid of a man, I can't believe the couch let him do that to it; like becoming vice-president of the United States, his actions could not have been consensual.

Disasteroid by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu March 8, 2025

DISASTEROID

When you need to take a big fucking shit and you're going to explode the fucking toilet.

JIM: AWW FUCK BRO! IM GONNA GO APE SHIT ON THAT TOILET AND RELEASE A FUCKING DISASTEROID.

TOMMY: BRO, WHAT THE FUCK!!!! DONT MESS WITH MY MOM'S BATHROOM SHE JUST GOT THAT SHIT RENOVATED. SHE'S GONNA SUE YOUR ASS IF YOU DO THAT!!!!

JIM: BROOOOOO!!!! I WON'T HAVE A FUCKING ASS AFTER THIS, I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOUR MOTHER DOES.

DISASTEROID by 9/11 IS GOVERMENT March 9, 2025

comet disasteroid 

Full name of D1sasteroid. Twitch streamer, nicknamed “Comet” because his name is too fucking long. Also known as “Disasteroid” “D1sasteroid” and “the annoying one on your faves streams”

“did you see the new comet disasteroid tweet” “why are you always saying his full name”
“just feels right”

comet disasteroid by sunflower01 July 22, 2022

Disasterology

The art of creating something just to destroy it. Also a song by Pierce The Veil, where the definition comes from.

John painted a delightful landscape piece. When he was finished, he threw it in the fireplace and watched his artwork burn, seeing how easily something beautiful can be destroyed. "It's disasterology," he said.

Disasterology by aly. April 23, 2013