The dirty cole is when you are driving up the country backroads and see a wild bobcat on the side of the road. You pull over to aggressively fuck it and while fucking your camo hat falls off. In retaliation you open the trunk of your Acadia and pull your lawnmower out. You spread the bobcats asshole open and mow the hair off. You continue on with your life and go mow your next clients yard.
by Longstrokejackson February 27, 2023