dirty tanker
The dirty tanker is the act of taking a fat shit (preferably in log form) into a girls vagina then proceeding to fuck her
dirty tanker by maxxt January 11, 2018
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Dirty Tinkerbell
A: Fuckin A man you look like shit. What happened to you last night?
B: I ended up in Hollywood doing a Dirty Tinkerbell in the bathroom of Coffee Bean.
B: I ended up in Hollywood doing a Dirty Tinkerbell in the bathroom of Coffee Bean.
Dirty Tinkerbell by bellatrixr4kids August 24, 2011
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dirty tanner
dirty tanner by Dr.Phil and friends July 25, 2018
Dirty talker
Dirty talker by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 5, 2020
Dirty Tanner
Person 1: Yo whaddup tanner
Tanner: *Glares in lizard*
Person 1: Holy shit man
Tanner: Ima hiss yo ass bitch
Person 1: Goddamn Dirty Tanner!
Tanner: *Glares in lizard*
Person 1: Holy shit man
Tanner: Ima hiss yo ass bitch
Person 1: Goddamn Dirty Tanner!
Dirty Tanner by Niggerbiologist69 December 28, 2018
Dirty Tanner
Man who misses ex girlfriend so he constantly messages her. However he currently has a pregnant girlfriend that he ignores for his ex who ignores him because she is also in a relationship.
Dirty Tanner by BOFT June 4, 2020
Dirty talker
Dirty talker by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 5, 2020
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