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Dirty Shayden

The act of fisting someone who hasn't shat in days and smearing the shit coated hand on the other person's face
"DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A DIRTY SHAYDEN?"

"I know you love it ;)"

dirty swayze 

Removing the big toe from the anal cavity, perform a brown house (similar to a roundhouse kick, but with fecal matter on the toe). Drag the big toe across the victims upper lip during the kick action, leaving a brown mustache.
After love making I performed a dirty swayze on my gay lover

dirty slayde 

dirty slayde is like a normal slayde just you killed his dog and he hunts you down
Dirty slayde is like John Wick

dirty swade 

THERE IS NO FUCKING DEFINITION BECAUSE YOUR NAME ISN'T FUCKING NORMAL
sorry dirty swade get a real name

Dirty Shayden

The act of fisting someone who hasn't shat in days and smearing the shit coated hand on the other person's face
"DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A DIRTY SHAYDEN?"

"I know you love it ;)"

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026