dirty shafer

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A old crusty worthless ass salesman

This dirty shafer tried to sell me some bullshit in a bag

dirty shafer by P nus May 14, 2015

Words you can keep

dirty shaffer

The "dirty shaffer" is when you dip your nuts in used motor oil and drag them across someone's face

I was working on my sweet hotrod and i gave my girl a dirty shaffer

dirty shaffer by CreepyUncleNateBoboLil Eshesh May 14, 2015

dirty shakerah

What you tell your friends you’re going to do to look impressive but instead you have wholesome vanilla sex with your partner.

Yeah bro, I’m gonna take her home and give her the dirty Shakerah

dirty shakerah by Honeydebon August 31, 2021

dirty salt shaker

Dipping your anus over your girls face while she's laying down and allowing her tongue to enter the anal cavity

"Me and my girl did the most ultimate dirty salt shaker"

dirty salt shaker by The tang slang November 6, 2017

Dirty protein shaker

While having anal sex, you pull out before you cum and proceed to spunk on her tits as she jerks you off .

"Dude, she let me pull a dirty protein shaker last night. I think it's love "

Dirty protein shaker by Mr Gumby December 16, 2015

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026