dirty randie

when a chick gets down to your crotch area about to take off your pants when your stomach rumbles and you fart in her face.

i knew better than eating all that mexican food before going to the club, b/c i ended giving that hot waitress a dirty randie!

dirty randie by chuck ablility November 4, 2011

Dirty Randezook

When a person is close to ejaculating in the missionary position and then they spins around and ejaculates on their partners face face while standing above their partner, and then they stick their penis back in the hole they were penetrating.

"dude, when I was fucking Stacy, I gave her a Dirty Randezook."
-"What the hell is wrong with you?"

Dirty Randezook by DrZomboss March 26, 2024