Dirty Priest 

When a string or elastic is tied around the penis in hopes of making a crude form of birth control. Often forming a black ring around the constricted part of the penis resembling a priest's collar.

" Yea I definitely gave her the dirty priest last night, I don't need any kids"

Dirty Priest by Mrse7en62 June 29, 2017

The Dirty Priest 

1:
To have sex with a lover while using a crucifix, trinity cross, or incense stick.

Note:
Could be called The Dirty Nun, or Priest. It depends who uses the item.

Hannagan was surprised at the pleasure she endured when performing The Dirty Priest.

The Dirty Priest by HarryCherry November 14, 2009

the dirty priest 

The Dirty Priest is when a man dresses up like a catholic priest, smacks their partner with a holy bible then comtinues to do a Alabama Hot Pocket while they are knocked out.

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the dirty priest by ddog26428 March 17, 2008

Dirty Preston 

Becoming friends with your ex as a rouse to gain their trust. Than when they go on vacation with the person they left you for, you offer to dog sit. The week they are gone you eat nothing but hot and ready pizza, taco bell, and keystone lite. On the last day you dump in their washing machine and dryer lintel trap.

Chad got back at Tom good. He dirty Prestoned him when Tom went to Mexico with Dennis

Dirty Preston by Dudelicker February 13, 2019

dirty jason priestly 

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners sideburns, elongating and porkchopping for an authentic looking priestly sideburn.

He gave her a dirty jason priestly and she never had anal sex again.

dirty jason priestly by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007