Dirty Pasty

Using a gently warmed Gregg's Steak Bake as an ersatz fleshlight

I ordered two steak bakes from Gregg's; one for eating, and one for a dirty pasty.

by Yekki's mum November 16, 2020

Dixon dirty pasty

To be wrapped up in a quilt whilst masturbating

She was thumbing herself like crazy in the quilt like a Dixon dirty pasty

by Joker34 February 4, 2019

Dirt Pasty

Another word for human or animal defecation - shit.

"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"

"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"

by dirtdawg January 5, 2009

Dirty party popper

When you are sickly and gross, and you sneeze and simultaneously deficate explosively in a Jackson pollock ask way and redecorate an otherwise dull and boring wall in your abode

Excuse me I seem to have let off a dirty party popper. Enjoy the rest of the wedding , I must be off

by Pimp el cuppo June 2, 2018

dirt party

A social gathering where salacious information about each attendee is gathered from the web (by a computer program or a moderator) and presented via projectors, or some other delivery method.

Cornelia totally got slammed at the dirt party. Who knew she moonlighted as an S&M mistress?

by jefftimesten March 10, 2007

ditty party

A party or function involving adaults and minors. Sometimes only involving adults, convulsing in a suggestive way at one's estate in a party like manner.

"Hey, pull up to the ditty party!"
My homie and I showed up to the ditty party"

by Mista frosh June 5, 2024