This chick is the dirtiest whore there is. She likes choking, anal, butt plugs... you name it. She has fetishes for dogs and cats so hide your pets. Will go down on you for money. She may seem like your typical innocent cutie but when it comes down to doing the dirty you’re in for a shock.
Person 1: Yoooo did you hear what dirty nora did to Owen last night
Person 2: yeah dude that chick is freaky
She is the type of girl who acts like she’s all that, but in bed she lets you choose, then makes it ten times better for both of you. She knows how she likes it and will make sure you know as well.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.