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dirty malia

When a girl named Malia’s pussy smells so bad you have to cover your ears because that smells like straight ass bruh like no cap.Then she rubs her disgusting pussy lips all over your face and sharts.
Damn that girl is so crazy she gave me the worst dirty Malia of my life
dirty malia by Atx.jit25 April 15, 2020

Dirty Maia

A bitch afraid of frogs who mistakes salsa for jelly.
Ewww you like salsa on your on&j??
Yeah! It’s called a Dirty Maia!
Dirty Maia by Adrianna1331 April 16, 2020

dirty makiah 

When a girl that is named Makiah likes to do 69 a lot and gets wet really easily and she likes guys that there name starts with the letter B
Your such a dirty Makiah
dirty makiah by Dirty Makiah April 15, 2020

dirty maiah 

Having a thick juicy ass that makes the bed soggy during sex.. it’s unbelievably annoying when you’re having sex it gets so hot and sweaty. Your squidward cooch makes it so humid in the bedroom. All of your sex partners leave the room so amazed by how well you can fog up a room .. each and every person you have sex with ends up proposing to you. Which makes it hard on you because they don’t deserve your thick derriere
Wow this fog reminds me on this babe.. dirty Maiah
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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