When a girl named Malia’s pussy smells so bad you have to cover your ears because that smells like straight ass bruh like no cap.Then she rubs her disgusting pussy lips all over your face and sharts.
Damn that girl is so crazy she gave me the worst dirtyMalia of my life
Having a thick juicy ass that makes the bed soggy during sex.. it’s unbelievably annoying when you’re having sex it gets so hot and sweaty. Your squidward cooch makes it so humid in the bedroom. All of your sex partners leave the room so amazed by how well you can fog up a room .. each and every person you have sex with ends up proposing to you. Which makes it hard on you because they don’t deserve your thick derriere
Wow this fog reminds me on this babe.. dirty Maiah
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.