dirty junkins 

when your colon is on fire and you have to use all your sick days in three months

Also known as a case of the DJ'S

Tracy is calling out with a case of the Dirty Junkins

dirty junkins by NewsGal9 March 25, 2010

Dirty Jenkins 

A wet rag used to clean your butt. Usually designated as a "dirty jenkins" so the rag will not be used elsewhere.

ex1: Oh no, I ran out of toilet paper and my Dirty Jenkins is in the wash.

I brought my Dirty Jenkins to the festival, so I don't have to wait in line to take a shit.

Dirty Jenkins by charlieNo April 4, 2021

dirty bird jenkins

What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.

Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?

Todd: Did you know I don't care?

Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?

Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.

Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...

Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?

Hannah: Your mom.

dirty bird jenkins by Lilbunnymofo February 20, 2023