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Dirty jordan 

a man who enjoys relations with his mouth and his partner's breasts, or a man who kisses his partner's breasts.
"dude last night i gave that girl a dirty jordan"
"noo wayy she's a lucky hoe"

Dirty Jordan 

When you suck a homeless crackhead's dick to pay off your drug debts.
"I watched him give a dirty jordan to homeless Bill"
Dirty Jordan by CrackheadJane October 20, 2020

Dirty jordan 

the act of a boy(friend)puttin his girlfriends hands in his pants, and the father of the boy is entering the room, and in an act of desperation, the girl pulls her hand(s) out quickly and with force, but getting caught on the pants on her way out and in doing so, ripping out pubes.
"at jordans house, eli and p cubed had a dirty jordan..and i was in the room (ew!)"
Dirty jordan by hannahkvfgbh April 26, 2007

Dirty jordan 

dirty-jordan. Noun. (plural dirty jordans) (vulgar, slang, sexuality) before vaginal sex, the act of tying all of the partners pubic hairs into one knot. And hitting down on said knot whilst yanking on a 45° angle.
"I heard jim finally got with that hippy chick.. I wouldn't of went near that... not before a good dirty jordan"

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026