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Dirty Jerome 

Dreams of full blown homosexual orgies 24/7 and his anus is the size of a truck tyre.
Wow that mechanic at work is a massive dirty Jerome
Dirty Jerome by Muelzy June 15, 2021

Dirty Jerome Riptide 

God; the “one above all” but dirty.
Her: I don’t even know how I’m even alive after that orgasm. All you did was look in my general direction. You are the one true Jerome Riptide!! Oh, there’s some mud on flip flops. I guess you’re a dirty Jerome Riptide! Also, I’m pregnant!

Dirty Jeroen 

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Jeroen.
Dirty Jeroen is such a simp
Dirty Jeroen by Chewbrakka April 21, 2020

dirty jeroen 

When someone with a Dutch accent proceeds to have hatefully intercourse with your eyesocket
She wanted more cuddles but he kept continuing his dirty Jeroen
dirty jeroen by Nudelsepp April 1, 2020

Dirty Jeroen 

A kid who goes all out for ass but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him.
Dirty Jeroen is such a simp
Dirty Jeroen by Chewbrakka April 21, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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