Her: I don’t even know how I’m even alive after that orgasm. All you did was look in my general direction. You are the one true Jerome Riptide!! Oh, there’s some mud on flip flops. I guess you’re a dirty Jerome Riptide! Also, I’m pregnant!
A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Jeroen.