Dirty Friday

Dirty Friday~ Holiday. In which parents realize they are human and need a night off of manual labor. Rules include No cleaning, No cooking, No bathing children, special post dinner snacks, adult bevy of your choice, relaxed mood.

What are you doing for Dirty Friday?

Dirty Friday martinis and movies, you?

Dirty Friday by typicalgenius February 5, 2010

dirt friday

(noun, verb, adjective) Weekly holiday in which extreme beligerance occurs. Jager Bombs kick off the opening ceremonies which are followed by a slew of vodka drinks. Closing ceremonies include: passing out, blacking out or throwing up (aka getting skinny). A custom made bracelet, hand crafted and imported from Mexico must be worn during the events. Warning: Frequent group hugs, tears, dance partys, toasts or chokeholds may occur.

Dirt Friday- some things are far far too good to come to an end.

dirt friday by ms sixty May 19, 2006

Dirty Frida 

Verb: The act of smearing vaginal secretions along the (eye)brow line, creating a sticky uni-brow. Named for twentieth century Mexican artist Frida Kahlo who was known for controversial art and her notorious unibrow.

Noun: The possession of a sticky uni-brow made from smearing vaginal secretions along the (eye)brow line.

He liked the taste of his new girlfriend so much he decided to wear her. After little debate, he said, "what the hell?" and gave himself a dirty frida.

Dirty Frida by bibliophilia November 18, 2009

dirty frida 

when you stick your finger in a girls butt and pull it out with some poop on it, then spread it sideways on forehead, giving her a unibrow, like Frida, that spanish painter

I was watching the movie with salma hayek, and the make-up was so bad, she looked like she had a dirty frida.

dirty frida by Vlady May 9, 2003

Dirt Shirt Friday 

On Fridays you wear a shirt which you bought at a thrift store like Value Village and wear it every Friday without washing it until it is unwearable in which case you buy another.

Justin: That shirt looks terrible it must be Dirt Shirt Friday.

Nick: Nah man his family is just poor.

Dirt Shirt Friday by Werdoop March 30, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019