When you try to jump a tee post but com up short splitting your ball sack open. You spend the night in the hospital getting your balls sewed back together while trying to reach your mother on the phone to explain what happened between her hysterical laughter.
Pulled a dirtydaniel last night, now I'll be walking now legged for a week.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!